Delightful New-fangled Words

I just think they're neat.

Blorbo from My Shows

From a post expressing frustration on people who relate serious posts to fictional characters, or inappropriately focus on those relations. Has since then become a term for fictional characters a person is obsessed about. Useful alternative for "favorite character", since "favorite" implies favor, good will, or "love" towards the character, which often isn't the case.

Disk Horse

"Discourse", split into two different words either as a parody, or a way to avoid engagement from those embroiled in it. The senselessness of the combination highlights the levels of senselessness such discussions often reach.

Infohazard

Short for "information hazard", the risks that come from the sharing of information. Also used to mean the information that itself causes harm to the person who knows it. While originally used in arguments about freedom of information, has found a lot of used in the spread of ideas, memes, and trends that contain misinformation or disinformation, warp the original meaning, induce stochastic terrorism, or cause extremism when internalized uncritically.

Living in Someone's Head Rent-Free

A description of how an obsession can negatively impact not only one's mental health, but the impact of their words.

Rotating in My Mind

The act of thinking about something, without actually generating any new or critical conclusions about it. Mostly applied to blorbos or other fandom-related situations.

Spiders Georg

A three-sentence post that succinctly illustrates the concept of outliers, the flaws of statistical averages, a misconception about how statistics work, and the ways the former two can be used to skew our perception of reality.
Referenced by calling an outlier "[things] Georg", where [thing] is the particular statistic they are skewing.

Touch Grass

A lovely insult that implies someone's words or behaviors online are so disconnected from reality, they require a time out from online spaces to just experience nature for a while. The best part is that no lush forest retreat is required, they just need to find a patch of a common noxious weed, further implying that they're so out of touch and isolated from the world, even grass has become a novelty.

Unalive

A roundabout way of saying "die" or "kill". While used mainly to evade censors, it somehow comes across as a fate more violent or dreadful than just normal death. That person didn't just die - they had the very threads of their life erased from this world.