"I don't go here"
A while ago, some Disk Horse™ cropped up about how annoying the phrase was when it was seen in the comments of your work. My belief that it is a really use one, however, still remains unshakeable.
In one sentence - four words, even - I have expressed the following:
- To the artist: "I may not have the context behind your creation, or any emotional investment towards it, but I am impressed and moved all the same."
- To my followers: "I am not a fan of this show (yet). I don't even know much about it except for this piece (yet). Don't expect (yet) to see this regularly, or try to talk to me about it like a fellow fan."